9 years ago, at 3:35 am, I brought forth my second child, my daughter, into this world. She was beautiful even all mucked up and swollen and sqidgy eyed. My little red headed baby girl took her damn sweet time on getting here. It’s her schedule, not mine.
Now, 9 years have passed with lots of scrapes, bumps and bruises, hurt feelings and a broken heart from the loss of her piggies and her fishes. She has grown into an amazing young lady, full of questions and a very independent person. She is vibrant and full of life and is fearless. She has so much courage to try new things and isn’t afraid to ask questions to expand her knowledge. She will fight to the death for her family-especially her brother. I am so extremely proud of her.
Happy 9th Birthday, Monkey. I love you!
Love, Mama
SassaFrass, The Feisty 
Happy 9th Birthday Monkey!! Happy Labor(Day) Anniversary Sass!! Enjoy your 9th anniversary celebration Womb Eviction!! ;-* Beautiful baby → girl! 🙂
Thank you! :* She had an AMZING surprise party and had a blast! Womb for rent! 😉
Glad she had fun! Womb for went (*rent)???? I don’t manufacture people ANYMORE, I took care a’ that years ago!! Are you CRAZY??? Meh, don’t answer, I can tell by the comp’ny you keep. (Yes ~ the WHOLE shit load of us!!) 😉
HAHAHAHA you know me WAAAAAY to well 😉 :*
Bird(brains) of a father,,,
OMG you’re on a roll!! Love you Sissy!!
Love ya too!!
*feather LOL!
Father works damn well too. I actually LOLed.
That was either ’cause my phone was drunk or just because I’m Dianetarded! 😉
Could be a combination of both! But I like it, it works!!
&&& NOOObody /trolls/ can bust me for the ‘tard word ’cause it’s DIANETARD™®©,,, MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
HAHAHAHA! You even copyrighted it!! SOOOOO SMART!!! HAHAHAHAHA
You betcha!!
THUMBS WAAAAAAY UP!
Do you mean she had a party & a blast at the hospital right after you had her?? Was she like a party favor popping out yer girlie part into a cake & people & music & presents & confetti & streamer filled festivities like party??? THAT’S COOL!!!
Actually, yeah it was kinda like that! I had my mom, sis, aunt, and her dad there, plus the doc and nurses. BIG OL PARTY IN ROOM 3!
Party in delivery room 218!! shhh,,,, SURPRISE!!!!!
I’m bringing bells and whistles and party favors out the ass!! Confetti poppers and a fucking BAND!
That funny high pitched but raspy PHERR PHERR!!! Sound those (annoying the day after a party, when ya have a hang over & yer kids are blowing em) cardboard horns?!?!?? I LIKE THEM!! 😉
Got those ready!!
BIGGER THUMBS UP!!! 😉
Quite frankly I’m jealous, I don’t remember anyone doing that for meee!!!
Happy birthday!!!
Thank you Andi!! 😀
What a beautiful young lady, I know you are one proud mama. Happy birthday Monkey!
Thank you E. I am-of both my heathens :p She’s a beautiful person inside and out, and NSLM is JUST as kind hearted as she is. ❤
Like their mama! ❤️
Thank you for that E ❤ So are you-and strong!! Love you lady!!
Happy 9th Birthday to Monkey. Lovely young girl. I took some pictures today and was told do not post them. Okey dokey. They weren’t the best pictures anyway. I am not a photographer, but none were blurry LOL!
Aww she’s adorable! Happy 9th birthday Monkey! Next year DOUBLE DIGITS!! 🙂
Omg I do NOT want to think about that yet!!!
Happy birthday Monkey. Sass: the next generation. Now there’s a terrifying thought…. How does she feel about caps lock?
She uses them EVERY DAY with her voice. I’m sure once she gets used to the puter, that’s ALL she will use!!
Oh my GOD and I thought there was only ONE of you on the planet :0
Nope. TWO OF US MWAHAHA
Please tell her Happy Birthday!!!! Now I will sing her song –
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Monkey, Happy Birthday to you!!!
Hope you guys have a great day!!!!!
I will! Thank you Sparkly Pants!! She had a delightful surprise for sure!!
My Sassy friend!!!! Enjoy the day!!!!
You too!
Got to whack stuff down in the garden before it gets too hot (then it becomes an exercise in training for purgatory – at least that is what my husband says). I need a big ass machete, yes, that would be great or one of those scythe things.
Or a Gardner ;D
She don’t LOOK like a MONKEY! does she smell like one (TOO)??
Sometimes she does! I call her Monkey because she used to hang off my neck. Plus she climbs all over EVERYTHING and jumps off the swing set
Yes! Kids ARE monkeys!!!!
(check yer email) 😉
I just did! I had mom read it and we LOLed!!
Saved this till internet connection was better. Happy belated birthday to such a gorgeous kid! And happy belated giving birth day to you! And if that’s her dad, he has an awesome t-shirt! And that’s enough exclamation marks for today!
Thank you so much. I’m not a vain person, but DAMN I make gorgeous kids! LOLOLOL Yes, that’s her dad, my husband (?) That was an expensive shirt…I don’t even want to think how much he spent on rise jeans…(bone of contention for me atm)
I’m one of those crazy ladies that LOVED being pregnant and giving birth. “Space for rent!”