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ERMERGERD!!! SEA OTTERS+SASS=HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!
Shedd Aquarium in Chicago has had some memorable Sea Otter moments- Luna, anyone? And as we noted yesterday, this is their week! Each of their Sea Otters got a personalized treat, too- Then, at the Monterey Bay Aquarium– it’s lunchtime for Otter 696!
http://cuteoverload.com/2015/09/21/celebratin-sea-otters-at-the-shedd/
SassaFrass, The Feisty 
Not to rain on your parade and blow up your floats, Luv, but I have found my next hybrid project. Sloth+ otter= Slother…It’s gonna be epic and mega cute.
&& sloths only come down the tree to poop once a week = ***{{{EASY,,,, POOPER-UPPER CLEAN UP!!!}}}***
YES!!
Ha ha, yesss, I want a slother! The school has my kid convinced if she poops more than once a week she has the runs and is sick so she can’t go to school. Give me a slother that has to be cleaned up once a week, no drama, all cuteness.
I have gotten lazy in my old age.
I just hate cleaning up other people’s shit. Once a week is doable
Pretty sure “cleaning up other people’s shit” is the very definition of motherhood, Sass 😉
LOL you hussy :-* I think I’m done mothering then. Where’s my cowboy nanny??
I want a pretty young gothboy nanny. Eyeliner, black hair, leather, spikes, but a squishy heart and loves kids and cats. I can get my eye candy on without expectation and someone else can take Uzi fire for awhile!
Ok let’s check that caretaker website and see what we can get you. I don’t necessarily have to have a cowboy…just a good ol country boy that knows how to treat a woman. Apparently I need a fucking genie for that
Cowboy genies are very rare and obscure. Unfortunately, deadbeat asshole genies are pretty common.
I am soo ready for a change in that shit.
Well fuck me runnin. I thought you had a cowboy genie stowed somewhere in that cars big ass trunk you got over there.
And I concur! I think they all need to go to the prison in Arizona where they wear pink, work a chain gang line and sleep in tents outside in the heat NOT getting paid! Yes?
OH. MAH. GAWD! I WANT ONE I WANT ONE. I WANT IT NOW!!
I luv furry silly sea otters!! Cute lil’ butt heads! 🙂
Right?! I have a stuffed otter around here somewhere I stole from the St Louis Zoo in high school. Hehehehe
Awww adorable!
IKR?!?! Wish I could have one, but our tubs won’t hold water