So my friend sent me pics of his kittehs, Luke and Izzy. Cute kittehs, too. So far kittehs has been autocorrected to litres ha, Izzy has been autocorrected to Occur and Xox and Ox U. But the fucking best one: Izzy autocorrected to-I fucking KID YOU NOT: USSR. USS-FUCKING-R! Apparently this smart phone is pre Cold War in is internal dictionary. This one was so baffling that there wasn’t even laughing with snorting resulting in peeing of the pants.
Who the FUCK puts the dictionary suggestions in these phones? At least we know it wasn’t the Japanese this time.