Since my lovely friend Mom posted about me in her Meet A Blogger post I’ve gained a couple new followers and i followed the back. One being Blogging Ramblings. It’s hilarious. And i forgot that I wanted to do this post when Mom first posted it. And so, without further ado, I present my TMI Answers.
1 – Boxer shorts or budgy smugglers.
Since I am a female I don’t wear either of these because of #2. I prefer my man to wear boxer briefs because boxers are a pain in the ass to keep from getting wrinkled up in a guys pants (see #15) and mankinis just don’t do it for me.
2 – What color of underwear are you currently wearing?
I don’t wear them
3 – How long have you been wearing them for?
I have not being wearing them since I was pregnant with NSLM 15 years ago. Didn’t see the point in buying maternity underoos for about 5 months.
4 – Do you ever use binoculars to watch people?
Yes. Mostly at concerts.
5 – Have you ever kicked someone in the groin?
On purpose or on accident? Both, actually.
6 – Would you pull a trigger?
Yes if it means saving my family. No if it’s for sport.
7 – If you met your favorite celebrity, and they wanted to make out with you, would you?
8 – Have you ever slept in the same bed with someone you were not in a relationship with (not talking about sex and one-night-stands)?
Yes. It was a friend of DBs. We didn’t even shares the convers. We each had separate blankets and slept on the opposite sides of the bed near the edge. When DB found out he hauled ass to get back here. Jealous much?
9 – Have you had one-night-stands?
Yes. To many, honestly
10 – Does sex have the same importance to you now compared to when you were younger?
No it has a COMPLETE different meaning now than it did then. Then it was all about individual pleasure. Now it’s about pleasuring my partner and having that connection that feels like your soul has been shattered and turn apart and then put back together by that same person.
11 – Have you ever eaten a worm?
Not that I know of
12 – What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever eaten?
Sushi and seaweed salad are a tie
13 – How long do you spend sitting on the toilet?
Depends on if I’m being hunted down by the heathens and dog. Most times a couple minutes at the most.
14 – What do you do when you sit there (besides the obvious)?
Play on my phone. Contemplate life. Do my nails. Depends on my mood.
15 – Have you ever been peed at?
15 years of Healthcare experience. You figure it out.
16 – What’s the grossest thing you have ever swallowed?
See #12. In my defense I was pregnant and didn’t know and thought now would be a great time to try it. Um, don’t.
17 – What’s the constantly dirtiest place in your home?
18 – Why don’t you clean it?
Because I don’t fucking feel like it right now
19 – Do you eat your boogers?
Ew nasty NO
20 – Can you describe the one smell that makes you gag?
I could but I don’t want to make YOU had just be the description
21 – Have you ever had head lice?
Sigh, yes, I have. I was 18/19 living with my ex and get mom and uncle and his two kids. The uncle and two kids moved in from a real hell hole. Never had lice EVER in school. Got it as an adult. I felt so awful
22 – Have you ever been utterly disappointed in someone?
Yes. Who hasn’t?
23 – Have you ever been scared of someone?
Yes. Scared enough that I would lose my license and requested NOT to see that person
24 – What do you do when you’re drunk that you wouldn’t want anyone to know about?
Nothing. What you see is what you get with me. Drunk and sober
25 – Have you tried pole dancing?
Yes and I loved it
26 – Have you been in a strip club?
Yes and I had a couple of favorites
27 – Have you ever run over an animal?
Yes. With my first car and it was a squirrel and i cried an the war to work
28 – Have you ever peed in snow?
Hell no. I hate the cold so why would I bare my ass to pee on snow even in the most desperate of times??
29 – Have you ever made fun of someone and then regretted it?
I’m sure I have but I’ve been out of school for so long I can’t remember anything specific. Plus, I was always made fun of so I tried not to do it to others
30 – What’s your favorite kind of question on Cards for Humanity (if you know the game)?
The entire game, while taking jello shots
31 – If the father of your best friend hit on you, what would you say to him?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?? NASTY FUCK
32 – Would you go out on a date with someone half your age or double your age?
Yes, I have before. I dated a guy that was 14 years older than me when I was 19, and here I am at 36 dating a 19 year old and I’m in love with him.
33 – Do you clean the sink after brushing your teeth?
Yes I rinse it out most times. Sometimes I grab the wash cloth after the shower and give it a good scrub
34 – Have you ever spat in someone’s food or drink?
DAFUQ?! HELL NAH
35 – Have you ever kissed someone only to be grossed out afterwards?
Can’t say that I have
36 – What is your number one goal in life?
To be happy
37 – Do you spy on your neighbor(s)? If yes, why?
Fuck yes I do. Because it’s a drug house and they’re fucking rude. The other neighbors are awesome though.
38 – Have you ever danced and/or cried in the rain?
Cried, yes. Danced, no. It is on my bucket list
39 – Have you ever ditched work to just chill out on your own (with or without Netflix)?
Yes. I have mental health days. I don’t have Netflix and this was before that time.
40 – What do you wish you were doing right now (uncensored)?
I wish I were with Florida right now having crazy wild uninhibited monkey sex. Then we can make love. Then eat a cheeseburger and fries. Then take a nap. And repeat.
There it is. If anyone has a comment about #32 that’s negative, kindly go fuck yourself. Now I’m going to take a nap because that was ALOT of work.